Dear me ... dear my... I haven't written in this viewtifull place in a long time. However, don't fear... I am still here and I haven't given up on my... one ... reader (optimistic statistics aren't they). But tonight I would like to share a revelation.... an epiphany even. Cherish it my (lonely) reader and carry it everywhere in your heart, because you never know when you might need it. I am still suffering from my experiment and I would never want You to go through the same thing. Are you ready for it... well... are you... Never... and I do say never, Ever try and fit in your stomach three cheeseburgers (I have to specify that they were hand rolled and cooked with joy and lots of love by my self) and bowl of fries with white cheese, aaand (you thought I was done weren't you) a quarter melon. Gosh now I know how a Led Zeppelin feels... ugh!